Saturday, June 18, 2005

15 Things to do in the supermarket, if bored.

As we enjoy the hottest day of the year in England the sun has made me realise it is time to 'loosen up a bit' and take the seriousness out of life.

So here is a break from all that serious and profound management and leadership stuff ...some light relief - I hope you enjoy it.

15 Things to do in the supermarket, if bored….

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

pure brilliance i will have to do all of them mum found them very very funny i will poast another comment when they are all done

Trevor Gay said...

Glad you like it - let me know when you have done all of them! :-)

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

ill try em 2moro.cheers

Trevor Gay said...

Let me know what the supermarket manager has to say :-)

tash & krissy said...

Krissy & Tash Ere Luvin Thee Website ! x

You Shud Add Sum More ;p

Pissin Ourselfs.
Well Krissy Already Has :S

shabblecon said...

this has been robbed from an official letter to a guys wife telling her that he has been banned from the shopfor doing all of these things, i suspect someones trying to pass it off as their own :O

Trevor Gay said...

shabblecomn - thanks for that - its hilarious whatever the history of it - glad you dropped by my Simplicity Blog - tell your friends!

Best

Trevor

Anonymous said...

Omg you're such a retard yeah they're awesome and I'm going to do almost all of them with one of my mates tomorrow but dude you just copied and pasted all of that!!! I know that because I've just been on 2 other websites that are way more official than this one and they had the exact same thing!!! No joke I'm not freaking kidding im gonna do them all tho lol ;p

Anonymous said...

come up with ORIGINAL things do do... I need new ideas 4 my mate and me to try!!!