Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Those are good. especially the one about not putting tomatoes in fruit salad.
Peter Kay is probably the funniest comedian in Britain at the moment Rocky - he is hilarious.
Try and get a copy of a DVD of his one man show -I'm sure you will like it if you can understand the Brit humour
Love the quote "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" best.Too good to be true!
Think you'll find that the Tomato quote, is originally attributed to Miles Kington !!!!
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