Thursday, January 12, 2006

Peter Kay's Universal Truths

Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

4 comments:

Rocky said...

Those are good. especially the one about not putting tomatoes in fruit salad.

Trevor Gay said...

Peter Kay is probably the funniest comedian in Britain at the moment Rocky - he is hilarious.

Try and get a copy of a DVD of his one man show -I'm sure you will like it if you can understand the Brit humour

Sriram said...

Love the quote "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" best.Too good to be true!

Anonymous said...

Think you'll find that the Tomato quote, is originally attributed to Miles Kington !!!!