Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.