I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?