tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9533912.post6807652438728137822..comments2023-10-30T08:58:17.723+00:00Comments on Simplicity: Happy Saturday - courtesy of Peter KayUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9533912.post-66456850180999368512023-08-04T21:44:00.054+01:002023-08-04T21:44:00.054+01:00This iis greatThis iis greatGiovanonhttps://giovanon.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9533912.post-55414338110794086772009-07-04T22:48:39.082+01:002009-07-04T22:48:39.082+01:00John - I think I've been to that burger shop :...John - I think I've been to that burger shop :-)Trevor Gayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01148705981847576706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9533912.post-76607572538073967132009-07-04T22:47:42.447+01:002009-07-04T22:47:42.447+01:00Dan - Reminds me of the insomniac atheist dyslexic...Dan - Reminds me of the insomniac atheist dyslexic - he stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog :-)Trevor Gayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01148705981847576706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9533912.post-61271466175568726242009-07-04T20:41:15.786+01:002009-07-04T20:41:15.786+01:00I always liked that meat joke. Reminds me of when ...I always liked that meat joke. Reminds me of when a friend who worked at a fast food restaurant asked me to come by for a burger sometime. I said, "I don't eat meat," to which he replied, "Aw, you wouldn't find any real meat in our food anyway."JOHN O'LEARYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13224573243221385179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9533912.post-64826576919199010102009-07-04T18:01:05.715+01:002009-07-04T18:01:05.715+01:00I suffer from vuja de: the burning sense that I...I suffer from vuja de: the burning sense that I've never been here and none of this has ever happened.Dan Gunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08558728437011171686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9533912.post-399982962464885982009-07-04T16:41:14.610+01:002009-07-04T16:41:14.610+01:00"Sure wish I had the talent and temperament t..."Sure wish I had the talent and temperament to make these types of observations!" <br /><br />Ditto Dave - I often wonder who it is that starts these jokes off!Trevor Gayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01148705981847576706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9533912.post-57482826075471216502009-07-04T16:28:22.643+01:002009-07-04T16:28:22.643+01:00Trevor,
Mr. Kay is similar in style to comedian S...Trevor,<br /><br />Mr. Kay is similar in style to comedian Stephen Wright. Some of my favorites from Mr. Wright...<br /><br />Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.<br /><br />The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.<br /><br />I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.<br /><br />I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.<br /><br />Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?<br /><br />Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.<br /><br />Sure wish I had the talent and temperament to make these types of observations!dave wheelernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9533912.post-38522955560449769012009-07-04T15:01:27.559+01:002009-07-04T15:01:27.559+01:00Hi JK - A happy Saturday to you and I must say you...Hi JK - A happy Saturday to you and I must say your list brought a broad grin to my face - thank you Sir!Trevor Gayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01148705981847576706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9533912.post-86127488788026877602009-07-04T13:28:02.187+01:002009-07-04T13:28:02.187+01:00Hi Trevor,
You have really made this Saturday a h...Hi Trevor,<br /><br />You have really made this Saturday a happy one with Peter Kays comic words.<br /><br />You having declared this Saturday as "Happy Saturday" here goes some more to read and enjoy the Saturday....................<br /><br />When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.<br /> <br />I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.<br /><br />Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.<br /><br />I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served. <br /><br />Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.<br /><br />Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time. <br /><br />Born free; Taxed to death.<br /><br />Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. <br /><br />Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.<br /><br />I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.<br /><br /> <br />The trouble with being punctual is that there's no one there to appreciate it. <br /><br />If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?<br /><br />If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure. <br /><br />Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!<br /><br />If you can't convince them, confuse them<br /><br />I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. <br /><br />Have a great week end.<br /><br />J.KJ.KANNANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18290750197578710041noreply@blogger.com